Nice to meet you, we're
POOR PEOPLE CO.
We’re just two silly little guys who make art because if we didn’t, we’d probably just be in therapy or crying into our avocado toast over life’s general horrors. We channel our existential dread into curating exhibitions and creating art that makes you think, feel, or more importantly, laugh - because, let’s face it: if you don’t laugh, you might just start crying.
BETTY SWALLOWS
Likes: Mexican prison porn
Dislikes: When gay cis men are only a top or bottom (translation: you're a lazy root)
Their perfect date: you help Betty sort through their collection of severed doll heads before holding a seance (while drinking red wine, obviously).
TESS TICKLE
Likes: The entire early 00's VH1 cinematic universe
Dislikes: when she hears the phrase "good girl" but it's just someone talking to their dog.
Her perfect date: Tess appears during the witching hour as an apparition, floating over your bed, then you agree to pledge your soul to her and worship her forever
